THE PITEOUS FEELINGS

Written by MICHAEL AGBAH 

This yarn is about some fortunate lovers that occurs between three wonderful friends. 
Namely: MICHAEL as MUMMIES, EMMANUEL as ACCURACY and finally LILIAN as TREASURE.

The beginning of the anecdote goes like this,

One peaceful Sunday morning 5:30 am when the three friends had a conversation that lead them from friendship to lovers.

ACCURACY: Good morning bro
 
MUMMIES: Morning, how are         you doing today?
ACCURACY: Am superp and how are you copping for the day? 
MUMMIES: Normal ooo , what are we doing for today's church services?
ACCURACY: We will do better than last week ok, hope you are leading the praises team? 
MUMMIES: No ooo Treasure will be leading them 
ACCURACY: Why should she? When she is not even aware of it.
MUMMIES: I love to see her sing and how she used the stage looks beautiful.
ACCURACY: Hope you are not falling in love with Treasure ooo?
MUMMIES: She is one in a million bro, hardworking, intelligence and hospitality.
ACCURACY: If only you said so, all best your new love bro.
MUMMIES: Thanks bro let me call her and inform her about it then return to you ok.

TREASURE PHONE RINGING 

TREASURE: Hello brother
MUMMIES: Hello dear , how are you doing?
TREASURE: Why this call this early morning? Am good and you?
MUMMIES: Sorry for the disturbance, l just want to inform you about leading the praises team today.
TREASURE: But I didn't plan for that today ooo.
MUMMIES: I know just that my condition is getting worst that is why please.
TREASURE: Then I will go through my songs and do my best.
MUMMIES: Thank you very much l really appreciate, that's why I love you.
TREASURE: What did you just vomit out?
MUMMIES: Nothing l just said thank you.
TREASURE:Ok dear thanks,see you in church wai.
MUMMIES: Ok l will.

CALL HUNG UP 

ACCURACY PHONE RINGING 

ACCURACY: Hello brother man
MUMMIES: Yh everything is settled she will ok.
ACCURACY: You hmmm, who are you? Your nature is different.
MUMMIES: Am the son of the soil, even the Bible says ' what ever the tongue wishes that it shall grant to it'
ACCURACY: Let me prepare and meet you over there bro.
MUMMIES: Sure brother then small time ok.

CALL HUNG UP 

AFTER CHURCH SERVICE 

TREASURE: Brothers please wait for me ok.
MUMMIES: Sure we are 
ACCURACY: Bro make wad and tell her how you feel about her
MUMMIES: I will try and do my best other to stop hurting myself now days, my pillow will rest today.
ACCURACY: I can see and am sure she too she likes you because of how her eyes were on you l swear bro.
MUMMIES: You too you see?
ACCURACY: I did am not a child naa I know what I saw.
MUMMIES: Hi Treasure 
TREASURE: How are you feeling now? l even get you some medication here take 
MUMMIES: Thanks, am better now with your melodious voice, l feel stronger than ever.
ACCURACY: Song of love testimonies, my brother has found love.
TREASURE: Why that comment?
ACCURACY: My brother loves you very much and he just wants you to sing in church so that he will be happy.
TREASURE: Is he telling the truth?
MUMMIES: Yh dear l have feelings for you and am ok too.
ACCURACY: ( Shouted) that's the voice of a man.
MUMMIES: Yh bro thanks for that and I appreciate.
TREASURE: I also have feelings for you but just waiting for you to approach me first, am sorry.
MUMMIES: Then if so dinner at my place and all are invited Treasure the kitchen is all yours.
Thanks to you brother and Treasure l really appreciate you all.

So it's comes to pass after the dinner, MUMMIES proposed to TREASURE and she accepts and they live happy as a family forever and ever.

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